if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh
welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
(*NOTICE* Just a few of these awesome people)
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP